|Alessandra Ambrosio, Crystal Renn and Brooklyn Decker in real life, posing. Source|
|Same models on the cover of Glamour. Source|
Pah! - anyone can slice a chunk off their thighs and boost their boobs. I've decided to one-up them and Photoshop my life. This weekend I'm going to be the fab-est mum, wife and friend.
1. Fab Mum: Darlings, I've missed you these last five minutes, let's play rounders on the beach.
Kids: Oh Mother, we just want to hug and smile all the time.
|Me and my kids. Photoshop: The High Schooler|
Real Mum: Could you smile for the camera for just one second without fighting? Then it's back to the bloody Kid's Club for you!
2. Fab Wife: Darling, I know how concerned you were about the birds eating your strawberries. I thought I'd ward off the birds while you were at work.
Husband: You're the best wife ever. Let's spend some quality time together this weekend building a bird cover.
Fab wife: Lovely.
|Me guarding my husband's strawberries. Photoshop: The High Schooler|
3. Fab Friend: Greetings Peeps - guess what happened to me today?
Friends: Another fantastic anecdote? Jody, you're so fun and talented, we'd hate you if you weren't so nice.
|Me and my "friends." Photoshop: The High Schooler|
Real friends: Oh brother, what a pompous old wind bag, we only put up with her because her husband's so sweet.
What would you like to photoshop into your weekend?