|...Or a variation of The Chicken Dance|
That's why I hot footed it to my hip hop dance class at NewStyleMotherlode this morning to get some inspiration...and seriously you need to do the same. You might be arguing that we mere mortals don't have touchdowns. But these NFL guys are only doing what they're paid ($15million a year) to do. So even if you're just doing your job, you need a end zone celebration dance.
|Oakland's DanceMeister, Corey Action of NewStyleMotherlode|
|Our dance class this morning|
Feel free to make these your own - Ray Lewis has the Squirrel, Kaepernick has the Kaepernicking, an arm-kissing thing. There's also the Salsa, the Discount Double Check, The Beyonce booty bump, the Dirty Chicken and the Clay Matthews Sack Dance - crouch down wide and scoop your arms. And of course beautiful Beyonce has pretty much cornered the market on hair rolling (and anything to do with gorgeous thighs). But please - I beseech of you! No more Gangnam Style!
After completing one load of washing (yay me!) I grabbed my empty laundry basket and went where the dance muse took me. The unexpected met the eclectic - a Fosse-meets-Justin drag to the left and to the right followed by an old skool Janet Jackson toe rocking. Two loads of washing and a bok bok chicken arms and legs was added.
|Whatcha! Did my dance outside because our laundry is too small|
C'mon now, it's your turn - what does your end zone celebration dance look like?