Bits and Bots

This is a an actual story about bots, just so you know I haven't posted a gratuitous photo of Kim K$shian's.

Controversy raged this week on Daily Mail's sidebar of shame -  is the botty real or notty?

Just got confirmation that our back door neighbours can see right into our master bedroom shower. If they weren't so nice I imagine they'd make us foot the bill for their therapy sessions. This is America after all.

Our bathroom just so you have a visual

It all started when our neighbour cut down a Bears Breach tree on her property -  at our request; it was dead and sprinkling all over the show.  I warned her that now she would see into our bathroom and she might want to plant another tree toot sweet. Silence... I assumed maybe they couldn't see in after all. 

This week I suggested a Podocarpus to fill the space as they are reasonable inexpensive and grows like a weed. (Am I sounding like a very controlling neighbor?)

Her reply?

"Thank you so much--that would be great. We'd like to get our garden spruced as well, but haven't had the time to find someone to do it. And that gap where the tree was is quite big! I can see your concern about lines of sight, but I promise we aren't peeking! " 

Uh oh, talk about arse drag at 3pm  (see previous post ) - sorry neighbour!

Ok off the bum stuff now...

I keep meaning to tell you about my friend Cameron, who was with us at Alta. She lives in LA but is the most refreshing un-LA person ever - she doesn't know her celebs and she had to subscribe to People to find out who everyone was talking about. She'd just done a yoga fundraiser class with "I'm sure her name was Pink - she's a singer right?" and a "British someone else" who I immediately guessed was Kate Beckinsale and they all chatted about their kids, as you do. That's how it goes when I try and prise celeb goss out of Cameron..."I saw a photoshoot of Angelina Jolie next door...or was it Jennifer Aniston?"

The yoga class Cameron did with Kate B and Pink - Pink really knows her poses!

Have warmed to this outfit on Kate Beckinsale. She was the yoga compere

I found this photo on Just Jared and sent it to Cameron, she's the one in green t at right (you need to be doing the prayer hands Cam!)

So far Cameron hasn't sent me the pics taken of her with Pink and Kate B.

Meanwhile because it's St Patrick's Day here's a snap of our fake grass again...I had forgotten it's such an odd thing until I posted that photo the other day but I love it; no mud, no watering. It stays the same forever like Keanu Reeves and without the mystifying lumps of poor Kim Novak.

Cy and Teddy on our Heavenly Greens artificial grass

That was a bit of an odd post today wasn't it? How are you spending your green on St Patrick's Day?